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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat... she's diabetic."
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"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."
"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""
"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"
"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."
"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."
"A guy follows a cute girl into an elevator. They enter the elevator and he asks her ""Are you going down?"". She says no. Then he asks ""Would you like to?"""
"What happens when the fog clears in California? UCLA"
"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."
"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"