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Joke of the Day

"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."

"Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot"

"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."

"I bet those 300 Greek soldiers would have stood a better chance if they thought to wear armor instead of going to war in capes & speedos."

"In a parallel universe somewhere, all the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are getting really excited for White Girl season at Starbucks."

"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."

"Chuck Norris... ...played a used game once... on the Xbox One."

"Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn't charged."