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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."
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"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."
"Absence might make the heart grow fonder; but Absolut makes my clothes go yonder."
"Stereotypes are just like regular types, except every time someone almost kills me, while I'm driving, it's an Asian person."
"Success is like Pregnancy Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."
"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"
"Happy 1 month anniversary to the 37 browser tabs I have open."
"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"
"Did you hear about the woman who gave birth in her 50's? You haven't? Oh, wait...that's right.... that's because they can't. (Menopause) Ha."