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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the med student caught picking up hookers? He claimed he was studying whore moans."

"What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov? The Lottery Line"

"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."

"How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor"

"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Their boyfriends eat with their hats on."

"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."

"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."

"Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead."

"Mirror Inspector When I think about it, inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"