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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"
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"Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, ""Oh geez, this is fun"" then eventually you die."
"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."
"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""
"I'm at my most brilliant when the door says ""pull"" and I don't believe it."
"Mozart is rolling in his grave. In 50 years people will be saying ""Adele is rolling in the deep."""
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."
"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."
"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"