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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov? The Lottery Line"

"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"If Hillary wins the election... Will she hire immigrants to install the glass ceiling in the White House?"

"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"

"2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny"