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Joke of the Day
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
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"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
"What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes. My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was ""snow flakes"". I added the ""frosted"". Teamwork."
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"
"The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship ""I apologize"" and ""You are right."""
"[Wakes up in hospital after car crash] I'm afraid we had to amputate both of your feet. ""OMG why?"" You were too tall to fit in the ambulance"
"If your parents say, ""You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up"", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman."
"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."