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Joke of the Day

"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."

"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb was already changed a month ago the last time this was reposted"

"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide."

"1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing"

"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"

"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."

"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""