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Joke of the Day
"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."
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"What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts."
"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."
"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta... Yuk yuk yuk"
"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""
"Hipsters never go white water rafting It's too main stream."
"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"
"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"
"What's a nice guy's fave drink? M'mosa"
"Have you heard about the movie director from space? Woody Alien"