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Joke of the Day

"Mirror Inspector When I think about it, inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing."

"Someone angrily told me ""You're so sarcastic!"" That would be like me angrily telling a woman ""You're so beautiful!"""

"*juror stands up to read verdict* ""we find the defendant v handsome and think that he looks great in the grey muscle vest he wore on Monday"""

"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."

"Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city? Because it was mini apple list."

"A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow."

"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"Will Smith: ""Jaden, I want you to star in this 100 million dollar movie with me"" My Dad: ""Shut up and hold this flashlight Steve"""

"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."