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Joke of the Day

"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."

"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."

"Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do5 Abandon4 Lie3 Cheat2 Abuse1 Forget to start the dishwasher"

"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."

"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"

"Incest... A game the whole family can play!"

"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."

"When a dating site tells me ""Someone new likes you!"" I get angry because I'm there to meet adults, not babies."