199410
Joke of the Day
"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"
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"No thanks Black Friday crowds. I do all my Christmas shopping online in a blind panic, as God intended."
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"
"Fans of two famous writers watched them both compete in an archery contest... Talk about a target audience."
"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."
"A significant proportion of public restroom users are assholes. The rest are all either dicks or cunts."
"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"
"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "