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Joke of the Day

"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."

"Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom."

"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"

"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."

"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."

"My age is very inappropriate for my behavior."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish."

"Sorry I'm shit faced Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen? There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn."

"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."