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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"
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"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"
"Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes."
"Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside."
"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."
"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."
"What do you call dirty white underwear? Stained glass."
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"What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common? They both come in little cans."