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Joke of the Day
"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."
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"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."
"A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,""Well, that's a little condescending."""
"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"
"Just give me a sec. I'm still waiting for IE8 to open a new tab. A blank tab. Waiting... Still waiting... There it is."
"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."
"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."
"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."
"A dog runs for senator... He has no previous experience in pawlitics"