90878
Joke of the Day
"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"
Next Joke
"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"Don't spell part backwards It's a trap"
"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank."
"I'm not insulting you.. I'm describing you.."
"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."
"What do you call a lot of cactus? A cac-ton"
"What did the man say to his penis when it offered him a fight? Come on then you *little squirt*!"