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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the movie about the demolition team? It did a great job of breaking the fourth wall."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"
"Dating is like playing musical chairs. Somewhere between 25&30 the music stopped& everyone grabbed a husband. I must've been in the bathroom"
"Hallucination An optical delusion."
"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."
"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."
"knock knock Knock knock? Who's there? King Tut King Tut who? King Tut Key Fried Chicken!"
"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."
"Have you ever heard of movie Constipation? No?? Because it still hasn't come out yet."