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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"

"Do you know why banks have lollipops? So you'll have a sucker when they rob you. Eh, someone will like it."

"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."

"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."

"Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar."

"East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job."

"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."

"Did you hear about the cannibal in the colosseum? He was gladiator."

"The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff..."

"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate."