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Joke of the Day

"The Last Man on Earth I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth. At least I'd find out if all those girls were telling the truth."

"Some relationships today will end over a ""Like"" on Facebook."

"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."

"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."

"[wearing World's Best Dad shirt] Wife: whys there blood on your shirt? Me: its not my blood Guy bleeding out in the yard: its not your shirt"

"Met a girl with 12 nipples today Sounds pretty odd, dozen tits?"

"Check for bed bugs by yelling ""Gee, I'm so happy there are no bed bugs here!"", and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire."

"What did the wick say to the wax? I candel you."