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Joke of the Day

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."

"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."

"What's a penguins favorite relative? His Aunt Artica!"

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow? No really, what's the difference? I accidentally mixed up all the meat in my freezer."

"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"

"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"

"What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal? Wet"

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because his life had no porpoise"