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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."
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"How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice? He won't stop banging at the door."
"""Today's special is a grilled Chilean sea bass with white wine reduction. We recommend Instagramming it with the 1977 or Apollo filters..."""
"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"
"What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs? A Micromanager."
"What happens when you leave 50 lesbians and 50 lawyers in a room? You end up with 100 people who don't do dick"
"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."
"I was on the treadmill for 20 minutes this morning. Tomorrow I might even turn it on, but let's not rush into things."
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"Nice try ""blocked number"", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."