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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists."

"Buzzfeed: 9 Ways to Know You're Dating a Real Woman and Not a Burrito"

"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."

"My favorite Yoga Pose is the Upward Facing Couch Potato."

"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"

"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."

"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."