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Joke of the Day
"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"
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"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."
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"Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up."
"where are opie and anthony from? ethiopia"
"You and Me = Grand Unification"