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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."

"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we pull together, we can stop this shit."

"The bartender asks him what he'd like to drink. A time traveler walks into a bar."

"An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes."

"My friend's body temperature is currently -273.15 C Don't worry though, he's 0K."

"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."

"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? About 9 months."

"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."