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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
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"What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
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"Puts an ""I love Daddy"" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read."
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"If my girl didn't want me to wear her new Christmas thong, she shouldn't have said she bought it ""for me."" Women are confusing."
"If a problem has a solution - no need to worry. If there is no solution - then it is pointless to worry about. A fundamental principle of apathy."
"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."