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Joke of the Day
"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member's dick."
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"what's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"Why did the octopus become an electrician? Because many hands make light work."
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."
"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."
"What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."
"As a feminist who's fairly critical of her own movement, this made me laugh: Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That's not funny."
"PC Master Race"
"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."
"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"