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Joke of the Day
"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"
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"Idea for a podcast: Friends hang out together and have deep and meaningful discussions and nobody records it and it's not a podcast."
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"
"Why can't we edit tweets? Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say ""RT if you hate puppies and babies."""
"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia? He was snowed in."
"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"
"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"
"So Helen Keller walks into a bar..."
"Floody hell! If this continues they'll have to rename it the Eiffel beacon."