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Joke of the Day

"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once"

"""knock knock"".. ""who's there?"" ""dave"" ""dave who?"" dave struggled to hold back the tears as he realised his grandmothers alzheimers is getting worse"

"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"

"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"

"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""

"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"

"I do less before 9AM than most people don't do all day."

"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."

"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."

"I'm not religious, but I love God."