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Joke of the Day
"I'm not religious, but I love God."
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"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."
"""Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"" Well, Katy, I'm thin, weak, white, and I hurt the environment so I guess that's a pretty apt simile"
"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"
"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."
"[board meeting] ""So Mr Parachute do u have a name for your invention?"" ""I call it the 'Makes the Ground Come at You a Bit Slower'."" ""Uh no."""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight."
"carpe natem Translate it if you don't know Latin."
"What's a word that starts with ""N"" that you don't want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."