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Joke of the Day
"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
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"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common? 84% of their dna"
"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"
"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe, dummy!"""
"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach him to fish and you get rid of him during weekends."
"Ever fill a garbage bag, put your foot on it and stomped the hell out of it so it held 9 times what it's supposed to? Yoga pants explained."
"Everyone done keeping calm yet?"