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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."
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"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."
"50 Great Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe"
"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""
"Dad: Tall latte Barista: Sure thing. Can I get a name? Dad: What your parents didn't give you one? *all the other dad's give him high fives*"
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"Do you want to have a home? You need a ho and you need me"
"I asked a gym instructor to teach me how to do the splits ... He said, ''How flexible are you''? I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''."
"Why did the Polak cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."