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Joke of the Day
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
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"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."
"Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut... **This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**"
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"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""