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Joke of the Day

"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""

"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."

"Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog"""

"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."

"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."

"What's long and black? The unemployment line"

"Why can't you insult Jewish people? Because they've already been roasted."

"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."