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Joke of the Day

"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""

"Why are girls like rocks? You skip the flat ones."

"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"

"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"New virus Did you hear about the problems with the new Facebook game ""Kitchen Ville""? A virus has been hitting it hard, but it only deletes the cook ware. It is an E-Pan-Demic."

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."

"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."

"What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once? A trifle!"