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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."
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"Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House."
"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."
"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"
"[serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left"
"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"
"There once was a man from Nantucket... who didn't know what a limerick was."
"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"