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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"
"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"
"Are you a rational function? because I could ride your asymptote to infinity."
"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."
"Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"
"A guy goes to the doctor because he wants to get a prescription for a laxative... After a few checks the doctor nods and says: ""yep, you're full of shit."" and hands him a prescription."
"If your ex wife, and ex mother in law were drowning and you could only save one.. What kind of sandwich would you make?"
"Lif... ...is too short."