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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"Tom Brady suspension increased to 8 weeks Additional 4 weeks for deflating the bench with his ass."
"Whats the worse thing about getting a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."
"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."
"When I said ""I hope you die,"" I was actually being really thoughtful. Do you really want to experience the unending burdens of immortality?"
"I just dropped my BlackBerry! This must be similar to how mother's feel when they drop their infants."
"A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like ""Does it really fire babies?"" & ""Have you seen my son Jeff?"""