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Joke of the Day
"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"
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"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."
"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""
"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"
"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."
"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"
"First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper !"
"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"
"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."