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Joke of the Day
"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"
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"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning."
"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? It doesn't matter, they're never coming back."
"Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder."
"What do you call a reptile detective ? An investigator Sorry"
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"Family tree Your family tree is a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick."
"Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say ""Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."""
"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."
"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."