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Joke of the Day

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."

"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."

"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."

"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"

"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"

"God loves everyone You know, it's in that book you hold up when you're yelling at gay people."

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"

"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"

"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"

"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"