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Joke of the Day

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"

"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""

"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."

"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"

"*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO"

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?"

"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."

"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."