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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"
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"Why did the French chef commit suicide? he lost his huile d'olive"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"
"I remember the first time I saw my girlfriend, her hair was blowing in the wind, but she was too proud to run after it."
"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain."
"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
"Friend: I'm getting married! Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?"
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"
"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"
"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."