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Joke of the Day

"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"

"What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!"

"Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum? The website required him to prove that he is not a robot."

"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"

"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."

"Windows 8 is like my ex... Looks good, is nice for touch and play, but terrible for the real work."

"The only thing that Trump and I can agree on... ...is that I would also date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter."

"'Failed to send tweet,' is Twitter's polite way of saying, 'Dude..'"

"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."