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"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
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"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."
"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "
"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."
"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"
"Wake Me Up Before You YOLO. #RuinAn80sSong"
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."