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Joke of the Day

"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? Apparently, it's making headlines."

"Can Neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn."

"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time..."

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."

"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."

"Still in line for the iPhone 5. I'm the only one here. Thinking this might actually be an abandoned Radio Shack. Still, gonna be worth it!"

"What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!"

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"Some people are flirting with my delete & block button."