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"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."
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"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."
"What's Hitler's favorite weather? Heil"
"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down-And possibly use a lubricant."
"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"
"Why is dangerous to have sex in canada eh'ds everywhere"
"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."
"So a neutrino walks into a bar... Bartender: ""Can I get you a drink?"" Neutrino: ""No thanks, just passing through."""