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Joke of the Day

"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."

"I sex you, but I'm not 'in sex' with you."

"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."

"The Artist Formally Known As... Alive."

"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."

"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"

"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."

"I've made many sacrifices to get where I am today. Most of them were children."