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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."
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"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."
"A girl walks in on her boyfriend blowing his dick with her hair dryer. ""What the hell are you doing?!"" she yells. He lovingly replies, ""Baby, you just asked me to heat up dinner for you!"""
"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."
"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."
"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"
"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."
"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us open up !"
"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"