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Joke of the Day

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it... By accident!"

"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""

"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"

"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."

"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"

"Velcro... What a ripoff!"

"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"

"Why do tennis players never get married? Because Love means nothing to them."

"So I asked my friend, if you could be in the sun as long as possible and not get sun burnt but the majority of the world hates you, would you do it? And my friend said yeah. Okay you're black."