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Joke of the Day
"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."
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"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
"I don't know why everyone's complaining about chip card readers. I have bad credit."
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Drumpf are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"
"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never put the punchline in the title?"
"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."
"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."