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Joke of the Day
"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"
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"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal."
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"I don't want anti-wrinkle cream, I want a serum that bestows wrinkles upon my enemies."
"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."
"Putting candles on a cake Is wishful thinking"
"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"
"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."
"Q: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? A: Put it on my bill."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."