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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? A: Put it on my bill."
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"Did you see that awesome joke on reddit? Yeah, I reddit.."
"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."
"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."
"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."
"I'm sick of everyone one reddit corecting my spelling."
"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."
"What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...? Turkey"
"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."
"What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference? You probably won't get it."