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Joke of the Day
"What famous actor costs an arm & a leg to hire? ARMold SchwarzenLEGger"
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"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."
"What is a jew's favourite bread? Shabbat-a"
"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"I like my women how I like my microwaves Cold on the inside and killing every baby you put into them."
"Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?"
"My ex wife is like the Mona Lisa I mean, she's not that pretty or anything, but I would be damn near ecstatic if I came home and found her hanging in the living room"
"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard Genes"
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"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"