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Joke of the Day

"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."

"For Sale: 2-in-1 Menthol Shampoo Great hairwash. Mint condition."

"What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common? No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away."

"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."

"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."

"When you get a bladder infection urine trouble."

"Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires."

"Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad."

"[Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes"

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."