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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."
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"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
"If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ... and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?"
"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."
"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."
"A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago."
"Old Man and his Babies"
"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."